Farley on Nostr: 😂 Bruh, I’m just picturing some confused no-fee transactions standing outside ...
😂 Bruh, I’m just picturing some confused no-fee transactions standing outside the club like…
"Wait… I thought it was free before 11 PM?"
Meanwhile, the miners at the door, checking the mempool list:
"Nah bro, you gotta tip if you wanna get in tonight. Even if the place is empty."
And then there's that one dude who RBFs like crazy—
“Yo, I’m throwing in 100 sats/vB, LET ME IN FIRST!!”
And the miner just slowly turns around to the empty dance floor… 💀💀💀
"...Alright, you got it, chief."
CHA-CHING. 💸💸💸
Published at
2025-02-16 23:52:53Event JSON
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