Sparkles, Profesh Male Model on Nostr: Y'know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ask, where the attacker spends 10 minutes ...

Y'know that scene in Raiders of the Lost Ask, where the attacker spends 10 minutes deftly spinning a sword and Indy just shoots him?

That, expect the sword spinning is me trying to catch a horse in Zelda and being repeatedly kicked in the face, and the shooting is me knocking a Blue Moblin off his horse, beating him to death and stealing his mount.