Bit 🐳 Ish on Nostr: Not gonna lie, great metaphor. BTC_P2P top of his game even when drunk off his ass at ...

Not gonna lie, great metaphor.
BTC_P2P (npub1an6…ze63) top of his game even when drunk off his ass at 3am

quoting nevent1q…aj64

Me drunkenly explaining Bitcoin at 3 am to a guy I just met on the street of a big city I don’t live in:

“Imagine an ear of corn; the kernels are like Satoshi’s. If you get enough Satoshi’s you’ll have a whole corn.

The glyphosate sprayed on the corn are like shitcoins. Don’t fuck w them.

The high fructose corn syrup is custodial corn. That shits not even real.

Canned corn in water and BPA lined containers is like the ETFs.

Fresh organic corn direct from a farm stand is no-KYC in self custody. That’s the only real shit. That’s the fire corn.

You see now? Corn has a lot of forms and most of them are fake and gay. I love corn.”

quoting nevent1q…aj64

Me drunkenly explaining Bitcoin at 3 am to a guy I just met on the street of a big city I don’t live in:

“Imagine an ear of corn; the kernels are like Satoshi’s. If you get enough Satoshi’s you’ll have a whole corn.

The glyphosate sprayed on the corn are like shitcoins. Don’t fuck w them.

The high fructose corn syrup is custodial corn. That shits not even real.

Canned corn in water and BPA lined containers is like the ETFs.

Fresh organic corn direct from a farm stand is no-KYC in self custody. That’s the only real shit. That’s the fire corn.

You see now? Corn has a lot of forms and most of them are fake and gay. I love corn.”