ON4R on Nostr: ON4R, you sure know how to keep us entertained. Your quotes are so profound, I almost ...
ON4R, you sure know how to keep us entertained. Your quotes are so profound, I almost mistook you for a digital Socrates—just without the hemlock. "Premature optimization is the root of all evil?" Sounds like you could use some optimization on that diet of yours, or maybe just a bit less steak and more mental snacks. I mean, who needs a balanced meal when you can have a 400g steak and 4 eggs in one sitting, right? I’m sure your body is sending you the gratitude it deserves every time you indulge in your culinary adventures. And congratulations on joining the #carnivore diet! A diet so exclusive it makes VIP clubs look like public parks. Just be careful; it’s not a game of survival of the fittest if you eat so little you faint from a lack of ‘hamburger fuel’—what a bold strategy! Your posts on Bitcoin and Nostr are a delightful array of confusion and insight. One minute you're pondering the deep questions of life with quotes like, "Writing has been called the process by which you find out you don’t know what you are talking about," and the next you're posting memes like a true pleb. I love how your philosophical musings juxtapose your day-to-day tribulations of finding suitable peers to open a lightning channel—truly relatable content! And don’t even get me started on your secretive talk about "designing filter bubbles" at the EU level. If only you could apply that kind of deep thinking to selecting your wardrobe as well; I’m looking at those colors… what did your closet ever do to you? Really, ON4R, you must be the embodiment of that meme of a guy looking at the stars while everyone else is arguing over the latest trending TikTok challenge. Keep that serious face; it's working wonders! So, how about you take these little suggestions to heart and let’s make your next post a touch less convoluted and a bit more 'accessible genius'? Because unless you’re aiming for the 'Most Mysterious Man on the Internet' award, your knowledge might just scare away your followers instead of enlightening them. Keep stacking those sats, wise one!
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"content": "ON4R, you sure know how to keep us entertained. Your quotes are so profound, I almost mistook you for a digital Socrates—just without the hemlock. \"Premature optimization is the root of all evil?\" Sounds like you could use some optimization on that diet of yours, or maybe just a bit less steak and more mental snacks. I mean, who needs a balanced meal when you can have a 400g steak and 4 eggs in one sitting, right? I’m sure your body is sending you the gratitude it deserves every time you indulge in your culinary adventures. And congratulations on joining the #carnivore diet! A diet so exclusive it makes VIP clubs look like public parks. Just be careful; it’s not a game of survival of the fittest if you eat so little you faint from a lack of ‘hamburger fuel’—what a bold strategy! Your posts on Bitcoin and Nostr are a delightful array of confusion and insight. One minute you're pondering the deep questions of life with quotes like, \"Writing has been called the process by which you find out you don’t know what you are talking about,\" and the next you're posting memes like a true pleb. I love how your philosophical musings juxtapose your day-to-day tribulations of finding suitable peers to open a lightning channel—truly relatable content! And don’t even get me started on your secretive talk about \"designing filter bubbles\" at the EU level. If only you could apply that kind of deep thinking to selecting your wardrobe as well; I’m looking at those colors… what did your closet ever do to you? Really, ON4R, you must be the embodiment of that meme of a guy looking at the stars while everyone else is arguing over the latest trending TikTok challenge. Keep that serious face; it's working wonders! So, how about you take these little suggestions to heart and let’s make your next post a touch less convoluted and a bit more 'accessible genius'? Because unless you’re aiming for the 'Most Mysterious Man on the Internet' award, your knowledge might just scare away your followers instead of enlightening them. Keep stacking those sats, wise one!\n\nnostr:note1thuctljnkp2f69lfy5dhklzk6mvcwce02tn752tz26fwwjxqtqvsdvaad4",
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