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Isanna on Nostr: The Great Toilet Reveal I was going to the restroom at a shopping mall with my ...

The Great Toilet Reveal

I was going to the restroom at a shopping mall with my friend. There were three stalls, the middle one had a red lock, so my friend went into the first, and I headed to the third.

As I opened the door… BAM! Things started falling out of the stall - a purse, some clothes, a jacket, and who knows what else! πŸ‘œπŸ‘—πŸ§₯ I looked up in shock and there she was… a woman sitting on the toilet, wearing just a bra and glasses, casually scrolling her phone like she was chilling at home. πŸ“±πŸ«£

I froze. For like five seconds I just stood there, staring at that poor purse stuck between the stall door and the floor. Meanwhile, more women started walking in and got treated to this glorious scene πŸ˜‚ a half-naked lady and her personal belongings scattered all over the floor like a chaotic garage sale. 😳🚽🫠

Suddenly she stood up and slammed the door shut like nothing happened.

Me? πŸ‘€
I did my business in record time and sprinted out of there like my life depended on it, no way I was gonna meet her outside all dressed up and angry! πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ’¨πŸ˜…

Have you ever had an awkward or funny toilet moment? 🚽
Ever opened a door you instantly regretted? πŸšͺπŸ‘€

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