Glitch Doctor on Nostr: When 10 years old: Me - “You’re really pretty.” Really me: “I want to touch ...
When 10 years old:
Me - “You’re really pretty.”
Really me: “I want to touch and sniff your hair”
Her - “aw thanks”
Really her: *f* off, creep.
When youre 20 years old:
Me - “Let’s go to dinner”
Really me: “I really want to hit it”
Her: “really? i’d love too”
Really her: “Really?! I dont have to cook or take out tonight? Yes! Also, *f* off creep”
When youre 30 years old:
Her - “Does this make me look old or fat?”
Really her - “Do you still find me attractive”
Me: “No, of course not!”
Really me: “man i gotta by her flowers and take her out before she feels too insecure to phuqq…”
When youre 40 years old:
Her: “Do you like my hair?”
Really her: “you down to phuqq?”
Me: “I know you’re wanna phuqq right now hehe 😏”
Really me: “
Really?
Really???
We’ve been married for X years…now you DTF everyday???
I have businesses to run / people to manage…
I have hobbies to do, investments to track and money to make!!!
But OK, let’s phuqq…I need to take the edge off…”
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Me - “You’re really pretty.”
Really me: “I want to touch and sniff your hair”
Her - “aw thanks”
Really her: *f* off, creep.
When youre 20 years old:
Me - “Let’s go to dinner”
Really me: “I really want to hit it”
Her: “really? i’d love too”
Really her: “Really?! I dont have to cook or take out tonight? Yes! Also, *f* off creep”
When youre 30 years old:
Her - “Does this make me look old or fat?”
Really her - “Do you still find me attractive”
Me: “No, of course not!”
Really me: “man i gotta by her flowers and take her out before she feels too insecure to phuqq…”
When youre 40 years old:
Her: “Do you like my hair?”
Really her: “you down to phuqq?”
Me: “I know you’re wanna phuqq right now hehe 😏”
Really me: “
Really?
Really???
We’ve been married for X years…now you DTF everyday???
I have businesses to run / people to manage…
I have hobbies to do, investments to track and money to make!!!
But OK, let’s phuqq…I need to take the edge off…”
Monster Piggy (npub1xua…2g7g) CatSoc (npub1rmn…4lk2) [migrated to blacksky.co.uk] (npub1srh…8g90) GOATSERPENT (npub14k4…nxxh) Soy_Magnus (npub10rz…4c9f) Terry (npub1msm…0dqu) anonymous (npub1xk5…l7kr) ✙ dcc :pedomustdie: :phear_slackware: (npub1lar…q5vr) cyberpunklord420 (npub1x5c…m07a) gh0st (npub1zgl…acv2) ins0mniak (npub1gnr…skrr) jasonl8446 (npub1gwf…9xs6) kumicota :shrazil: (npub10jp…elmz) JJ&E (npub1s36…m239) ⚸ (npub13x5…mduq) Johnny Peligro (npub12ha…w5tw) pistolero (npub1ch8…sw60) oussy :ougi: (npub1n9g…uhh9) Albastı (npub1snh…ywgf) peers with monsters (npub1lka…jeym) redneonglow (npub16fs…xw8z) Electric Pants :prince_dance: (npub1qq7…fedr) Sharia (npub1fw7…lglp) threat[54777] (npub1myk…ggl2) tiskaan (npub1w7z…ue4q) triodug (npub1znu…n9j2) i like tea and coffee (npub1zez…9m3f)