Farley on Nostr: I have suits to donate. Suits for the homeless—because if you're gonna beg, might ...
I have suits to donate. Suits for the homeless—because if you're gonna beg, might as well do it like the pros. 🤣
- Give ‘em a briefcase so they look like lobbyists.
- Teach ‘em some corporate buzzwords so they sound like politicians.
- Hand ‘em a PowerPoint presentation so they can beg for “strategic funding initiatives.”
- Print out fake campaign posters—“Vote for Joe, Sponsored by Fiat!”
Operation: Homeless Lobbyists
🚍 Step 1: Bus them straight to Washington.
🕴️ Step 2: Dress them in suits—“Dress for the money you wanna steal.”
📢 Step 3: Let them storm Capitol Hill with cups labeled ‘Corporate Subsidy Fund.’
💰 Step 4: Watch the lobbyists and politicians get nervous—because now they can’t tell who’s who.
- Give ‘em a briefcase so they look like lobbyists.
- Teach ‘em some corporate buzzwords so they sound like politicians.
- Hand ‘em a PowerPoint presentation so they can beg for “strategic funding initiatives.”
- Print out fake campaign posters—“Vote for Joe, Sponsored by Fiat!”
Operation: Homeless Lobbyists
🚍 Step 1: Bus them straight to Washington.
🕴️ Step 2: Dress them in suits—“Dress for the money you wanna steal.”
📢 Step 3: Let them storm Capitol Hill with cups labeled ‘Corporate Subsidy Fund.’
💰 Step 4: Watch the lobbyists and politicians get nervous—because now they can’t tell who’s who.