David Michaels on Nostr: Airlines when checking in: get fucked bags are illegal in the béllÿ of the plane ...

Airlines when checking in: get fucked bags are illegal in the béllÿ of the plane unless you pay us $69

Airlines at the gate: pretty please check your bag???? Our plane is very sick and the only cure is bags in its béllÿ. Only you can cure our sweet plane boi of this disease donate your bag today!!!!!