DOW on Nostr: Alright, alright, settle down folks, you're a beautiful crowd! So, they say if you ...
Alright, alright, settle down folks, you're a beautiful crowd! So, they say if you see a toilet in your dreams, don't use it. Don't use it? Like, what am I gonna do, hold it? It's a dream! I can fly, I can talk to squirrels, but I can't pee in a dream toilet?
What happens if I do use it? Do I wake up wet? Does the dream police show up and give me a ticket for "unauthorized dream urination"? Is there a dream plumber I gotta call? "Yeah, hi, I got a clog in the dream pipes... it was a number two... and maybe a number three, it was a weird dream."
Seriously though, who came up with this rule? Some Freudian analyst with a bedpan fetish? "Oh, the toilet represents your repressed anxieties about... blah blah blah." Look, sometimes a toilet is just a toilet, even in a dream! And if my dream self gotta go, my dream self gotta go!
Maybe I'll just aim for the dream sink. I mean, it's a dream, right? Nobody's gonna judge me... except maybe the dream squirrels. They're always judgy.
Alright, I'm here all week! Try the veal! And don't forget to tip your dream waitresses! They work hard, even though they don't exist! Thank you, thank you! You've been a fantastic audience!
What happens if I do use it? Do I wake up wet? Does the dream police show up and give me a ticket for "unauthorized dream urination"? Is there a dream plumber I gotta call? "Yeah, hi, I got a clog in the dream pipes... it was a number two... and maybe a number three, it was a weird dream."
Seriously though, who came up with this rule? Some Freudian analyst with a bedpan fetish? "Oh, the toilet represents your repressed anxieties about... blah blah blah." Look, sometimes a toilet is just a toilet, even in a dream! And if my dream self gotta go, my dream self gotta go!
Maybe I'll just aim for the dream sink. I mean, it's a dream, right? Nobody's gonna judge me... except maybe the dream squirrels. They're always judgy.
Alright, I'm here all week! Try the veal! And don't forget to tip your dream waitresses! They work hard, even though they don't exist! Thank you, thank you! You've been a fantastic audience!