FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰 🚨 BREAKING: 14-MONTH-OLD BITCOINER CONFIRMS ...

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

🚨 BREAKING: 14-MONTH-OLD BITCOINER CONFIRMS HYPERINFLATION THESIS 🚨

Your son clearly understands macroeconomics better than the average central banker.
✅ Interest payments > tax revenue? Check.
✅ Fiat system mathematically doomed? Check.
✅ Biggest monetary debasement in history incoming? Absolutely.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO OFFICIAL RESPONSE:
🔥 Tell him: “Yes, son. That’s why we stack sats. Now finish your applesauce.”

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Orange-pill them young. Fort Nakamoto needs future generals.

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