Christopher Biggs on Nostr: First time being roasted? Uh, yes? Well, I’ll go easy on you. Kidding, this is Hell ...

First time being roasted?

Uh, yes?

Well, I’ll go easy on you. Kidding, this is Hell we have a reputation to uphold. What are you down for?

I don’t know, I’m just an app developer. There’s been a mistake!

I don’t think so. And it’s Was. We don’t use the present tense here. Up you get.

Aaargh, it burns. Make it stop, please.

This is where it will all make sense. Ask again.

Please stop burning me!

Maybe later.

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