notabnormal on Nostr: I had two in middle school. The loud fat kid rode the bus home on my route so we ...

I had two in middle school. The loud fat kid rode the bus home on my route so we could fight. I greased him in my driveway in like ten seconds and he was not expecting that.

Second one was two twin brothers. They agreed to fight me one at a time, but when I had one of their shirts pulled over his head and I was kneeing him in his face, the other twin tried some videogame flying jumpkick at me while crying his eyes out. I moved out of the way and his foot went right into his poor brother's head lol.

No adult violence stories to write home about, though, thank God. But yeah, autobiographies are fun...