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2023-08-04 21:19:21
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dow on Nostr: Scene: A Zapathon press conference in 2023. Doc: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here ...

Scene: A Zapathon press conference in 2023.

Doc: Ladies and gentlemen, I am here today to tell you that Bitcoin is the currency of the future. In the year 2045, the dollar has collapsed and Bitcoin is the only form of money that is still widely accepted.

Marty McFly: But how is that possible? Bitcoin is so volatile.

Doc: That's true, but it's also a very secure and decentralized currency. It's not subject to government control or inflation, which makes it ideal for a post-dollar world.

Marty McFly: So what does this mean for us?

Doc: It means that you need to start buying Sats NOW at Zapathon! The sooner you do, the better off you'll be.

Marty McFly: But what if I don't know how to buy Bitcoin?

Doc: That's easy. There are plenty of online exchanges where you can buy and sell Bitcoin. Just go to Noster, the #1 social media, and you'll find one.

Marty McFly: Thank you, Doc. This has been very informative.

Doc: You're welcome. And remember, Bitcoin is the currency of the future and Nostr is the app of the future

The press conference ends.

Narrator: As Doc predicted, the dollar did collapse in 2045 and Bitcoin became the world's dominant currency and X, Threads and Mastodon collapse and Nostr became the world's dominant app. Those who had bought Bitcoin early were able to retire wealthy, while those who had not missed out on a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
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