frogmd on Nostr: Got tired. Drank half a pot of coffee. Proceeded to walk into a profoundly demented ...
Got tired. Drank half a pot of coffee. Proceeded to walk into a profoundly demented patient’s room.
Dude is alive although cognitively in another dimension. His olfactory senses went to hell years ago.
I involuntarily rip ass. It was foul. Thankfully we’re alone for a moment until the freshly graduated nurse walks in.
RN: 🤢 “Oh…oh my goodness. Do you think we should order some stool testing on him, doctor?”
Patient: 👀
Me: 🤔 “It’s a good thought. Let me review his chart and get back to you.”
(I quickly leave the room)
Dude is alive although cognitively in another dimension. His olfactory senses went to hell years ago.
I involuntarily rip ass. It was foul. Thankfully we’re alone for a moment until the freshly graduated nurse walks in.
RN: 🤢 “Oh…oh my goodness. Do you think we should order some stool testing on him, doctor?”
Patient: 👀
Me: 🤔 “It’s a good thought. Let me review his chart and get back to you.”
(I quickly leave the room)