D. B. Stuck on Nostr: #AlternativeChristmasFacts #HashtagGames The collective noun for Santa's Elves is ...
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The collective noun for Santa's Elves is Chlamydia.
For example:
Be sure to wash your hands after using the wash room. A Chlamydia of Elves stopped over on their way to the county clinic. Such randy bastards.
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