Dan Piponi on Nostr: My mother went on vacation for two weeks. It rained while she was away. She left her ...

My mother went on vacation for two weeks. It rained while she was away. She left her car parked outside. When she returned it was full of water. My sister was over there with a variety of tools, including fans and heaters, but it's probably going to take a while for the smell to go.

The funniest thing is that not long ago someone told me that Skoda jokes weren't fair any more because the cars had improved. But my mum's car is a new Skoda. A leaf had fallen into the hole the water is supposed to drain out of.

So why do Skodas have rear window defoggers? To keep your hands warm when you push them.