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Guitarsophist /
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2023-08-29 22:57:41
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Guitarsophist on Nostr: npub1nxty7…a055a It's clobbering time! Who woke me up? Sorry sir, but your volcano ...

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It's clobbering time! Who woke me up?

Sorry sir, but your volcano has been shooting out fiery rocks, emitting poisonous gases, and leaking super-hot lava into the village. We wondered if you could tone it down a little. We all have to work tomorrow and we'd like to get some sleep.

What are you, some kind of human?

Yes sir.

When was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the volcano?

Maybe 500 years ago.

Well, there's your problem.

We did throw in some old TV sets.
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