Guitarsophist on Nostr: npub1nxty7…a055a It's clobbering time! Who woke me up? Sorry sir, but your volcano ...
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It's clobbering time! Who woke me up?
Sorry sir, but your volcano has been shooting out fiery rocks, emitting poisonous gases, and leaking super-hot lava into the village. We wondered if you could tone it down a little. We all have to work tomorrow and we'd like to get some sleep.
What are you, some kind of human?
Yes sir.
When was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the volcano?
Maybe 500 years ago.
Well, there's your problem.
We did throw in some old TV sets.
It's clobbering time! Who woke me up?
Sorry sir, but your volcano has been shooting out fiery rocks, emitting poisonous gases, and leaking super-hot lava into the village. We wondered if you could tone it down a little. We all have to work tomorrow and we'd like to get some sleep.
What are you, some kind of human?
Yes sir.
When was the last time you sacrificed a virgin to the volcano?
Maybe 500 years ago.
Well, there's your problem.
We did throw in some old TV sets.