walker on Nostr: Americans: “oh, joy! Monday is a holiday! Finally, a three-day weekend! I’ll ...

Americans: “oh, joy! Monday is a holiday! Finally, a three-day weekend! I’ll probably still answer emails on Monday though just to be safe.”


Literally all of Europe: “we have 12 holidays this week and after that I’ll be on vacation for two months. If you contact me about work I will report you to the authorities.”