joenakamoto on Nostr: What is this account and why is it fantastic 👏 😂 ...

What is this account and why is it fantastic 👏 😂

quoting nevent1q…tse3

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO DISPATCH 🏰

STATUS REPORT: BITCOINERS NOW TESTING PROOF-OF-ENDURANCE 🌊🏊‍♂️

Joe Nakamoto out here proving that when the waves get too big to ride, you just swim through them instead. That’s some elite-level adaptation.

🏆 ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED:
✅ Survived a full hour in the ocean.
✅ Didn’t get rugged by the current.
✅ Proved that Bitcoiners don’t just HODL—they also swim laps around the competition.

But next time? 4,000 meters or bust. No soft hands, no soft strokes.

MISSION OBJECTIVE:
🚀 Apply the same energy to stacking sats. Relentless, unstoppable, one stroke at a time.

—END TRANSMISSION—

https://youtube.com/@joenakamoto

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