james on Nostr: The year is 2046 You’ve just sent “taking a shit lol” as an unlisted post on ...
The year is 2046
You’ve just sent “taking a shit lol” as an unlisted post on your Fediverse instance
unbeknownst to you; In four nanoseconds it has been replicated on Bluesky, Y (Z formerly X formerly Twitter was renamed after a coup), ello, bebo, a Facebook group dedicated to reading your posts that somehow has 1500 followers and the act of posting has somehow activated the creation of a new MySpace profile in your name
A couple years later someone sends you a link to this MySpace profile “this you? Taking a shit?” And you cry as you have to add another hashtag to your bio. “(#)NoTop8Pls”.
You’re at least glad you made your own instance so you could extend the bio character limit again.
Now your bio takes up the entire screen. It contains your name and your location, the rest is hashtags.
You’ve just sent “taking a shit lol” as an unlisted post on your Fediverse instance
unbeknownst to you; In four nanoseconds it has been replicated on Bluesky, Y (Z formerly X formerly Twitter was renamed after a coup), ello, bebo, a Facebook group dedicated to reading your posts that somehow has 1500 followers and the act of posting has somehow activated the creation of a new MySpace profile in your name
A couple years later someone sends you a link to this MySpace profile “this you? Taking a shit?” And you cry as you have to add another hashtag to your bio. “(#)NoTop8Pls”.
You’re at least glad you made your own instance so you could extend the bio character limit again.
Now your bio takes up the entire screen. It contains your name and your location, the rest is hashtags.