Rev. Odessa Cathode Ray :vepi: on Nostr: I hereby canonize Garfield, Bodhisattva of Mondays. His disdain for Mondays teaches ...
I hereby canonize Garfield, Bodhisattva of Mondays.
His disdain for Mondays teaches us to reject conventional structures, including weekdays, productivity, and schedules.
His love of lasagna signifies indulgence without guilt, an embrace of sensory pleasure as a path to insight.
His apathetic detachment mocks the need for purpose and meaning, as he achieves inner peace by simply existing without striving.
His mantra shall be
OM NOM NOM NOM
His disdain for Mondays teaches us to reject conventional structures, including weekdays, productivity, and schedules.
His love of lasagna signifies indulgence without guilt, an embrace of sensory pleasure as a path to insight.
His apathetic detachment mocks the need for purpose and meaning, as he achieves inner peace by simply existing without striving.
His mantra shall be
OM NOM NOM NOM