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gift guides made by millennials:
>overpriced luggage
>everyday item with extremely sexual language printed on it
>overpriced chocolate (it has a cute wrapper)
>notebook with activities written on or inside it
>sex toys (sex to the millennial is masturbation with a partner, also unable to make spouse orgasm normally because on top of having fried brains they are ugly)
>bidet
>something "retro"
>a subscription to something that doesn't need a subscription
>jewelry from a sketchy brand probably owned by the company making the list
>large wearable blanket thing
>yet another subscription
>overpriced luggage
>everyday item with extremely sexual language printed on it
>overpriced chocolate (it has a cute wrapper)
>notebook with activities written on or inside it
>sex toys (sex to the millennial is masturbation with a partner, also unable to make spouse orgasm normally because on top of having fried brains they are ugly)
>bidet
>something "retro"
>a subscription to something that doesn't need a subscription
>jewelry from a sketchy brand probably owned by the company making the list
>large wearable blanket thing
>yet another subscription