Third spruce tree on the left on Nostr: Yes officer. He buys nice birthday presents, gives great massages and is decent in ...
Yes officer. He buys nice birthday presents, gives great massages and is decent in the kitchen (he makes a killer cinnamon coffee and pineapple upside down cake). However he never puts the seat down, never remembers our anniversary and I frequently have to say things two or three times to him before he actually listens.
_No ma'am I meant can you PHYSICALLY describe him._
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