Syn-(h)ACK on Nostr: And remember, chooms: it's Friday the 13th today, so sharpen up those machetes, axes, ...

And remember, chooms: it's Friday the 13th today, so sharpen up those machetes, axes, chainsaws, barbed-wire-wrapped bats, and finger-knives and always remember to look out for big, quiet dudes wearing hockey masks or burnt-up fellas wearing a ratty old fedora and a heavy sweater in the summer heat.

Bonus tips:<li>Always make sure your spare tire is good</li><li>Don't go driving down lonely roads alone</li><li>No, no one at that house in the middle of nowhere is going to be friendly and/or helpful</li><li>Never split up</li><li>The basement is never, ever a good hiding place. In fact, avoid all basements everywhere for the next 24 hours.</li>