Michele Feltman Strider on Nostr: The way #Walmart keeps a $3 makeup brush under lock and video surveillance and makes ...
The way #Walmart keeps a $3 makeup brush under lock and video surveillance and makes me walk around the store with it in a little theft-proof box, like stealing that spoolie and selling it on the interwebs was my retirement plan.
(Just kidding. I ordered that shit from Amazon while standing in the Walmart cosmetics aisle the instant the employee showed me that ridiculous little box)
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