Geoff Duncan on Nostr: Today was the first weedwacker day of 2024! I try to time it so I only have to do it ...
Today was the first weedwacker day of 2024! I try to time it so I only have to do it once a year.
So I'm going at it and a megabeard hipster walks by, points to the weedwhacker (which uses a nylon monofilament) and says "Thanks for all the microplastics, bruh! Nice job!" and flips me off.
An hour later the perfect reply came to me, so now I want to leave the weedwacker by the door and run outside with it whenever a bearded hipster walks up the street in hopes I'll be able to use it.
So I'm going at it and a megabeard hipster walks by, points to the weedwhacker (which uses a nylon monofilament) and says "Thanks for all the microplastics, bruh! Nice job!" and flips me off.
An hour later the perfect reply came to me, so now I want to leave the weedwacker by the door and run outside with it whenever a bearded hipster walks up the street in hopes I'll be able to use it.