Inertial Invites on Nostr: John Tyler was certain that a giant scorpion was waiting for him behind the Oval ...

John Tyler was certain that a giant scorpion was waiting for him behind the Oval Office door. He thought it was revenge for having accidentally spit on Tecumseh. The sad fact was that Tyler had been very drunk and "Tecumseh" was actually a coat rack in his basement, but no one could convince Tyler otherwise. He made his chief of staff open the Oval Office door every time he wanted to enter.

Later, he died choking on his own vomit. Thus always to slavers.