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> Nationals MP Barnaby Joyce has finally cleared up the mystery of why he was lying on a Canberra footpath in February, confirming that he had been trying to ask former colleague Peter Costello a question.> “I was just out for a late-night stroll and I saw Peter coming from the other direction. And so I shouted out “Peter! I’ve got a few questions about …” and next thing I know I’m lying with my back on the footpath, holding my phone and with my legs up in the air,” Joyce explained.

> “It’s hard to know what happened. I reckon he might’ve shouldered me. Or it could’ve been because I’d drunk 42 beers. It’s impossible to say”.

> Costello has denied playing any part in Joyce’s fall, saying the former Nationals leader “fell on an advertising placard”.

[theshovel.com.au/2024/06/07/ba…](https://theshovel.com.au/2024/06/07/barnaby-joyce-canberra-street-peter-costello/ )

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