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of nothing on Nostr: >drink alkaline stuff to raise your blood PH to get more oxygen to your brain >drink ...

>drink alkaline stuff to raise your blood PH to get more oxygen to your brain
>drink less acidic stuff, it does the opposite
Q: what's the mechanism here?
A (clueless): idk but this study has numbers. Liquids go to your small intestine and then quickly into your blood.
A (CO2-pilled): your body regulates blood acidity by controlling its CO2 content by driving your respiration. High CO2 prompts exhalation of CO2. Since moderns hyperventilate as a rule and have deficient CO2 tolerance, and since CO2 has many beneficial functions in the body (muscle relaxation, vein dilation, and OXYGENATION of cells), getting more CO2 into moderns' blood is helpful as a rule.
A (CO2-pilled): Acid+alkaline drinks affect blood acidity independently of CO2, but your body regulates blood acidity by regulating CO2, so alkaline drinks effectively increase your CO2 tolerance, and acidic drinks do the opposite.

Q: how long would the effect last? Isn't the acidity of your blood very tightly regulated anyway? What's the harm in an acidic drink if you piss it out an hour later?
A (clueless): idk but I dropped drinking fizzy drinks and felt better. It's forbidden lore. Nobody knows why.
A (CO2-pilled): because the acidic drink lowers your CO2 tolerance, it increases your respiration to keep you from retaining as much CO2. The immediate effect would indeed go away, but your respiration is variable and subject to training. i.e., you get into the habit of hyperventilating slightly, which persists after the drink, which causes your body to get used to the new lower CO2 norm, which keeps you hyperventilating to maintain that new lower norm.
A (CO2-pilled): then you get cancer because your cells give up on getting energy from oxygen, because you're deficient in the CO2 needed for that process. Then you die.
A (CO2-pilled): also you can't fly or see auras anymore.

Q: ...fly? auras?
A (clueless): I don't know this schizo. Just stop drinking soda OK?
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