Joe Ressington on Nostr: Android is like that one friend who you know is just useless and pisses you off more ...

Android is like that one friend who you know is just useless and pisses you off more often than you should put up with, but ultimately answers the phone when your toilet is leaking uncontrollably and talks you through the worst possible dirty hack of a solution that will do for tonight and stop everyone shouting at you long enough to get a few hours of sleep.

iOS is that friend who hooks you up with a "sweet job" working for a tyrant that pays incredibly, but will drive you into an early grave.