Neanderthalis Dankulis🦜 on Nostr: "Hi. My name is Asshole. And I drive around town at 10AM EDT in a car full of pot ...
"Hi. My name is Asshole. And I drive around town at 10AM EDT in a car full of pot smoke. I'm black. And I pretend I'm sitting *IN* a bong while driving. I roll down the window three quarters, for, you know, oxygen. And to get whitey behind me high at 10:02 AM while we're waiting for the light to change. I'm so glad that Ohio made recreational pot legal. Because that's what I've been doing for decades anyway. But now I can toke and drive!!"
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