Jungle George 🌿🌳🌴 on Nostr: Every time I go to the barber, I leave my glasses in the car so they're not in the ...
Every time I go to the barber, I leave my glasses in the car so they're not in the way. And every time, he asks me to check my beard line or hair in the mirror, and I go, "Looks good." Dear reader, I'm lying through my teeth - I can't see shit. I don't have the heart to tell him. And bringing it up now would just be weird. I just trust I don’t walk out looking like a medieval monk. 😅😭😂
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