The Masked Nebraskan on Nostr: We've all been there, you're on the way to see the new baby and "that" friend ...
We've all been there, you're on the way to see the new baby and "that" friend mentions "oh I'm bringing them some gold".
So there you are, stuck desperately trying to find something, anything along the way so you don't look like the unthoughtful cheapskate that you are.
You know what happens next, it's 8:00 at night in the country so you do what we all do. Pull into the first gas station and hope for the best. Air fresheners and a pair of sunglasses it is.
Just like 2000 some years ago with the panicky last minute stop along the dirt path to grab a little sap from a stand of trees.
So remember, waiting until the last minute to shop and likely getting something completely inappropriate is not only entirely normal, I'd say it's your duty to keep the true spirit of Christmas alive.
So there you are, stuck desperately trying to find something, anything along the way so you don't look like the unthoughtful cheapskate that you are.
You know what happens next, it's 8:00 at night in the country so you do what we all do. Pull into the first gas station and hope for the best. Air fresheners and a pair of sunglasses it is.
Just like 2000 some years ago with the panicky last minute stop along the dirt path to grab a little sap from a stand of trees.
So remember, waiting until the last minute to shop and likely getting something completely inappropriate is not only entirely normal, I'd say it's your duty to keep the true spirit of Christmas alive.