Frank 💀 on Nostr: You have chosen (b) Shit pant Summoning the power of the darker arts arcanum, you ...
You have chosen (b) Shit pant
Summoning the power of the darker arts arcanum, you point your staff at the Wraith Mage. Screaming "Die bioootch!" You cast your special Super Glitter Sparkle spell. However, stopping at the local pub before joining this adventure was a terrible idea. As the magic spurts forth, from your impressive rod, you realize you used the wrong dipthong in bioootch. You feel a massive pressure in your abdomen and with s thunderous grunt you pinch off a massive glitter infused Lincoln Log. It plops heavily onto the floor.
Building a Log Cabin- The Wraith is both shocked and amused at the impressive size of your stink pickle. You use the precious seconds to make your escape. -4 to Charisma for the remainder of the quest. -20 gold buy some fucking panties ffs.
Summoning the power of the darker arts arcanum, you point your staff at the Wraith Mage. Screaming "Die bioootch!" You cast your special Super Glitter Sparkle spell. However, stopping at the local pub before joining this adventure was a terrible idea. As the magic spurts forth, from your impressive rod, you realize you used the wrong dipthong in bioootch. You feel a massive pressure in your abdomen and with s thunderous grunt you pinch off a massive glitter infused Lincoln Log. It plops heavily onto the floor.
Building a Log Cabin- The Wraith is both shocked and amused at the impressive size of your stink pickle. You use the precious seconds to make your escape. -4 to Charisma for the remainder of the quest. -20 gold buy some fucking panties ffs.