RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare on Nostr: Those invariable numbers of goober ass dads who got stuck and died in chimneys trying ...
Those invariable numbers of goober ass dads who got stuck and died in chimneys trying to play Santa for their kids and their families not finding out what happened to them until either the body decomposed enough to fall the rest of the way down or they lit a fire only for the smoke to not escape and called in a chimney sweep tp come in and scrape the dead fuck out like weed pipe resin 😏
quoting note100y…6teuWhy does Santa go down the chimney?
Because it soots him!