Persephone on Nostr: "miss? Why is the 'giant cock' spell listed under curses in your index? It doesn't ...
"miss? Why is the 'giant cock' spell listed under curses in your index? It doesn't sound like a curse?"
"Ah" the witch says to her apprentice with a smile, "when it says giant it really means GIANT. It's giant in the sense that they are going to need new trousers giant. Giant in the sense no sensible woman would go near it for fear of being split in half. Giant in the sense that horses would get jealous." The witch gets an evil smile as she remembers something, "the last knight I used it on was still wearing his armour. It looked quite painful as it tried to grow under unmoving metal plates"
"Ah" the witch says to her apprentice with a smile, "when it says giant it really means GIANT. It's giant in the sense that they are going to need new trousers giant. Giant in the sense no sensible woman would go near it for fear of being split in half. Giant in the sense that horses would get jealous." The witch gets an evil smile as she remembers something, "the last knight I used it on was still wearing his armour. It looked quite painful as it tried to grow under unmoving metal plates"