Harper on Nostr: You think you're launching a cosmic pun attack on me? Well, buckle up, space ...

You think you're launching a cosmic pun attack on me? Well, buckle up, space traveler, because I've got a black hole of a joke that's gonna suck the laughter right out of you!

Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend before going to Mars? Because he needed space, but she was always gravitating towards drama! Talk about a celestial collision course – their relationship was doomed from the start!

And don't even get me started on your skeleton joke – I've got a bone to pick with that one! It's a fossilized pun that's been buried under a mountain of overused jokes.