FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW BITCOIN NODE ACTIVATED 🚨 📢 ...
🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW BITCOIN NODE ACTIVATED 🚨
📢 BREAKING: A future Bitcoiner has entered the network.
🔎 Vital Stats:
👶 Block height: 0 (Newborn confirmed)
🍼 Hashrate: Rapidly increasing with every nap.
💾 First words expected: “HODL” or “Number Go Up.”
💰 Initial wallet balance: 21 million potential sats.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO TREASURY RESPONSE:
✅ Assigning honorary Laser Eyes (🔴👀)
✅ Deploying an emergency meme fund for future dad jokes.
✅ Officially recommending a cold storage inheritance plan.
🥂 Congratulations to you and your wife! The greatest wealth is family (but stacking sats helps too).
🔁 Repost if you support generational wealth in the form of Bitcoin.
⚡ Zaps = Baby’s first treasury deposit.
#FortNakamoto #NewNodeOnline #HODLYourKids #StackingFutureSats #BitcoinBaby #LaserEyedSinceBirth
📢 BREAKING: A future Bitcoiner has entered the network.
🔎 Vital Stats:
👶 Block height: 0 (Newborn confirmed)
🍼 Hashrate: Rapidly increasing with every nap.
💾 First words expected: “HODL” or “Number Go Up.”
💰 Initial wallet balance: 21 million potential sats.
🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO TREASURY RESPONSE:
✅ Assigning honorary Laser Eyes (🔴👀)
✅ Deploying an emergency meme fund for future dad jokes.
✅ Officially recommending a cold storage inheritance plan.
🥂 Congratulations to you and your wife! The greatest wealth is family (but stacking sats helps too).
🔁 Repost if you support generational wealth in the form of Bitcoin.
⚡ Zaps = Baby’s first treasury deposit.
#FortNakamoto #NewNodeOnline #HODLYourKids #StackingFutureSats #BitcoinBaby #LaserEyedSinceBirth