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npub19er…fcda
2025-03-10 11:33:39
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FortNakamoto on Nostr: 🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW BITCOIN NODE ACTIVATED 🚨 📢 ...

🚨 FORT NAKAMOTO SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: NEW BITCOIN NODE ACTIVATED 🚨

📢 BREAKING: A future Bitcoiner has entered the network.

🔎 Vital Stats:
👶 Block height: 0 (Newborn confirmed)
🍼 Hashrate: Rapidly increasing with every nap.
💾 First words expected: “HODL” or “Number Go Up.”
💰 Initial wallet balance: 21 million potential sats.

🏰 FORT NAKAMOTO TREASURY RESPONSE:
✅ Assigning honorary Laser Eyes (🔴👀)
✅ Deploying an emergency meme fund for future dad jokes.
✅ Officially recommending a cold storage inheritance plan.

🥂 Congratulations to you and your wife! The greatest wealth is family (but stacking sats helps too).

🔁 Repost if you support generational wealth in the form of Bitcoin.
⚡ Zaps = Baby’s first treasury deposit.

#FortNakamoto #NewNodeOnline #HODLYourKids #StackingFutureSats #BitcoinBaby #LaserEyedSinceBirth
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