Sudodeme on Nostr: I shit you not, and this is gonna sound like a hornypost, but I swear on my left nut ...
I shit you not, and this is gonna sound like a hornypost, but I swear on my left nut that it happened, somebody found teenaged siblings fuckin in one of the bathrooms at my work today. And to clarify, I do not mean 18 when I say teenagers, I mean we only know they were siblings because they were too young to be unsupervised, so we had to call their parents. Based. Based as hell. It took everything I had not to say "Hot" or "Nice". Thanks Santa, I guess.
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