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We big tribe of monkeys.
Big big! Big and mighty monkey tribe.
We tribe so big, eat so many bananas, need get some bananas from outside monkey jungle.
Some bananas get from orangutan jungle.
Some bananas get from gorilla jungle.
Some bananas get from chimpanzee jungle.
Many bananas make monkey tribe big strong.
One loud monkey,
he say "No more outside banana!
Monkey jungle first!"
Loud monkey say to orangutan tribe,
"If you give us bananas, we make you pay extra!"
So orangutans send less bananas.
This bad for tribe.
Tribe must eat bananas.
So tribe gets more bananas from gorilla and chimpanzee jungle instead.
But loud monkey not happy.
He say "No more outside banana!
Monkey jungle first!"
And he say to gorilla tribe,
"If you send us bananas, we make you pay big extra."
So gorillas send us less bananas.
This very bad for tribe.
Tribe must eat bananas.
So tribe get many more bananas from chimpanzee jungle instead.
But loud monkey still not happy.
He say "No more outside banana!
Monkey jungle first first!"
And he say to chimpanzee tribe,
"If you send us bananas, we make you pay big big extra!!"
So chimpanzees send no bananas.
Tribe must eat bananas.
But monkey tribe cannot get bananas from orangutan tribe.
And monkey tribe cannot get bananas from gorilla tribe.
And monkey tribe cannot get bananas from chimpanzee tribe.
Orangutan, gorilla, and chimpanzee tribe all have so many extra bananas!
Other tribes give bananas to each other.
Other tribes grow big strong.
But no bananas for monkey tribe.
Banana shortage for monkey!
Some monkey go hungry.
Some monkey even starve.
This very very bad for tribe.
Loud monkey say he want make tribe stronger.
Loud monkey say he want monkey tribe first.
But loud monkey only make monkey tribe weak and small and hungry.
Only loud monkey not hungry.
Because loud monkey already has huge pile of bananas he took from orangutans, gorillas, and chimpanzees.
Loud monkey not thinking about tribe at all.
Loud monkey selfish.
Loud monkey bad for tribe.
Big big! Big and mighty monkey tribe.
We tribe so big, eat so many bananas, need get some bananas from outside monkey jungle.
Some bananas get from orangutan jungle.
Some bananas get from gorilla jungle.
Some bananas get from chimpanzee jungle.
Many bananas make monkey tribe big strong.
One loud monkey,
he say "No more outside banana!
Monkey jungle first!"
Loud monkey say to orangutan tribe,
"If you give us bananas, we make you pay extra!"
So orangutans send less bananas.
This bad for tribe.
Tribe must eat bananas.
So tribe gets more bananas from gorilla and chimpanzee jungle instead.
But loud monkey not happy.
He say "No more outside banana!
Monkey jungle first!"
And he say to gorilla tribe,
"If you send us bananas, we make you pay big extra."
So gorillas send us less bananas.
This very bad for tribe.
Tribe must eat bananas.
So tribe get many more bananas from chimpanzee jungle instead.
But loud monkey still not happy.
He say "No more outside banana!
Monkey jungle first first!"
And he say to chimpanzee tribe,
"If you send us bananas, we make you pay big big extra!!"
So chimpanzees send no bananas.
Tribe must eat bananas.
But monkey tribe cannot get bananas from orangutan tribe.
And monkey tribe cannot get bananas from gorilla tribe.
And monkey tribe cannot get bananas from chimpanzee tribe.
Orangutan, gorilla, and chimpanzee tribe all have so many extra bananas!
Other tribes give bananas to each other.
Other tribes grow big strong.
But no bananas for monkey tribe.
Banana shortage for monkey!
Some monkey go hungry.
Some monkey even starve.
This very very bad for tribe.
Loud monkey say he want make tribe stronger.
Loud monkey say he want monkey tribe first.
But loud monkey only make monkey tribe weak and small and hungry.
Only loud monkey not hungry.
Because loud monkey already has huge pile of bananas he took from orangutans, gorillas, and chimpanzees.
Loud monkey not thinking about tribe at all.
Loud monkey selfish.
Loud monkey bad for tribe.