Rev. Onan Canobite, SubGenius on Nostr: When you join The Church of the SubGenius you can throw a temporal tantrum any time ...
When you join The Church of the SubGenius you can throw a temporal tantrum any time you like - you already have! Yes, through the patented TIME CONTROL techniques of J. R. "Bob" Dobbs you can learn to predict the past, master the arts of Memory Editing, even "pretend" new outcomes for historic events. WHY NOT? Afraid it might not be "true" or "real?" No longer deny yourself revenge - REVENGE AGAINST YOUR PAST SELF! Your past self asked for it, now give it to 'em!
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