Mandu 🥟 on Nostr: I went to the beach with my nephew one time, and while we were looking for a spot, he ...

I went to the beach with my nephew one time, and while we were looking for a spot, he asked where we should sit.

I answered, "How about near those girls over there."
"Why??"
"Because they're wearing cute bikinis."
"You're SO WEIRD, Uncle M."
"You're not wrong, kid, but probably not for the reasons you think."

He's only 12. He'll learn.