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cassidyclown (npub1zhj…kmgu) Vaghrad (npub1cxy…9d6t) I am still :ablobcatsweatsip: ing (npub1y6t…9wl9) (npub1ajw…aj8d)
> How do they usually go about it?
They show up at your house. They don't call your cell. You get, like, syndicated cartoonists being interrogated by the Secret Service over a doodle of the president, right, they don't just call you.
> I'm still weirded out that no one's contacted me.
Yeah, they probably would have asked you instead of stalking cream queen (npub1x6h…c3yv) from a license plate number. They don't have time to do that. They will if they've got to, but first they ask you, then either they subpoena or threaten you, then they show up at someone's house. They don't give you a warning, it's the Secret Service, they'll just refer it to local law enforcement if it's not worth making an arrest.
> They also told him it was his "first strike" and that if he did it again they'd tell his employer about how he was being racist online which strikes me as a really odd thing for a fed to do. Maybe they just think they can scare him straight?
Definitely not feds. 0% chance.
> How do they usually go about it?
They show up at your house. They don't call your cell. You get, like, syndicated cartoonists being interrogated by the Secret Service over a doodle of the president, right, they don't just call you.
> I'm still weirded out that no one's contacted me.
Yeah, they probably would have asked you instead of stalking cream queen (npub1x6h…c3yv) from a license plate number. They don't have time to do that. They will if they've got to, but first they ask you, then either they subpoena or threaten you, then they show up at someone's house. They don't give you a warning, it's the Secret Service, they'll just refer it to local law enforcement if it's not worth making an arrest.
> They also told him it was his "first strike" and that if he did it again they'd tell his employer about how he was being racist online which strikes me as a really odd thing for a fed to do. Maybe they just think they can scare him straight?
Definitely not feds. 0% chance.