Bette on Nostr: I broke my face. The last time I fell, I broke my humerus. This time I did a literal ...
I broke my face. The last time I fell, I broke my humerus. This time I did a literal face plant on concrete. I was bleeding from my forehead to my chin. I thought for sure I'd broken my nose, or at least my glasses, but nope. My upper lip, however, looks like I got into the Botox cabinet. It will look sooooooo nice tomorrow. And wearing a CPAP mask tonight? Drug me, drug me well. Tip: always tie your shoe laces well.
#FallDownGoBoom
#Ouch
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