npub146…jsaud on Nostr: so turns out that all english monarchs are crowned sitting atop the STONE OF DESTINY, ...
so turns out that all english monarchs are crowned sitting atop the STONE OF DESTINY,
a 150kg slab of red sandstone
which the English stole from Scotland in 1296 (quintessential English move innit, “right well what’s this you say? the STONE OF DESTINY? don’t mind if i do”),
which was cracked in half in 1914 after a suffragette bombing attack (did you know that suffragettes had a terrorist wing?),
which is now my fave theory for explaining the dissolution of the British Empire
a 150kg slab of red sandstone
which the English stole from Scotland in 1296 (quintessential English move innit, “right well what’s this you say? the STONE OF DESTINY? don’t mind if i do”),
which was cracked in half in 1914 after a suffragette bombing attack (did you know that suffragettes had a terrorist wing?),
which is now my fave theory for explaining the dissolution of the British Empire