Rasterman on Nostr: Svantovit Christi Junior It's evil, I tell you. Evil! :0090: The game's so colourful. ...
Svantovit (npub1aet…uf5f) Christi Junior (npub1rjh…uefa) It's evil, I tell you. Evil! 
The game's so colourful. Mario is wearing short sleeves. There's voice acting. You're in Mario's version of Italy. Everything is set up for a good time...
...but then the game starts.
Physics are atrocious and so is the camera. It's full of bullshit puzzles, chase scenes and unnecessarily complicated levels just because!
There are pockets of fun, and when you're in one you feel like you're playing a game; but the rest of the time it's like a chore. Like doing laundry, except by the end you don't even get clean clothes!
The game's so colourful. Mario is wearing short sleeves. There's voice acting. You're in Mario's version of Italy. Everything is set up for a good time......but then the game starts.
Physics are atrocious and so is the camera. It's full of bullshit puzzles, chase scenes and unnecessarily complicated levels just because!
There are pockets of fun, and when you're in one you feel like you're playing a game; but the rest of the time it's like a chore. Like doing laundry, except by the end you don't even get clean clothes!