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2024-06-28 23:05:57

Kit Bashir on Nostr: BANG BANG BAN- “Wharrrr. Why are you pounding on my door it’s five ayem dammit” ...

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“Wharrrr. Why are you pounding on my door it’s five ayem dammit”

“Officer of the court. You are hereby arrested for transport to a corrective institution for a term of five years”

“What the fuck. What is the charge? Trial? Get the fuck away from me with those handcuffs. I want a lawyer. Jury of my gorram peers. All of that stuff”

“Your Recall database was interviewed and appeared for you at trial. A Large Legal Model was appointed for your defense. Avatars of your neighbours’ Recall were selected as jurors. Get in the Hilux, convict.”

#Tootfic #MicroFiction #PowerOnStoryToot #BonusEdition
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