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It has been a cold bitter winter. ❄️ 🥶
My granny who is from Texas used to say, “It’s colder than a well digger’s ass”.
How cold is it?
It’s colder than a frog’s tail
Cold enough to freeze the tail off a frog
So cold the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants
Colder than a polar bear’s toenails
It's so cold outside, last night I heard a knock on the door, and it was my snowman wanting to come inside to warm up
It's so cold outside, the squirrels can't keep their nuts warm
It's so cold outside, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets
It's so cold that I put the meat in the freezer to defrost
It's so cold that instead of the finger, New Yorkers are giving each other the mitten
It's so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket
It's so cold that the local flasher is just describing himself
You eat ice cream to warm up
Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of their thumbs
Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon
It's colder than a cast iron toilet on the shady side of an iceberg
My nipples could key a tank
Colder than a well digger's ass in January
Colder than a Finnish winter
Colder than an Eskimo’s outhouse
A witches tit
An Alaskan well-digger's ass in February
My granny who is from Texas used to say, “It’s colder than a well digger’s ass”.
How cold is it?
It’s colder than a frog’s tail
Cold enough to freeze the tail off a frog
So cold the dogs are sticking to the fire hydrants
Colder than a polar bear’s toenails
It's so cold outside, last night I heard a knock on the door, and it was my snowman wanting to come inside to warm up
It's so cold outside, the squirrels can't keep their nuts warm
It's so cold outside, I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets
It's so cold that I put the meat in the freezer to defrost
It's so cold that instead of the finger, New Yorkers are giving each other the mitten
It's so cold, I saw an Amish guy buying an electric blanket
It's so cold that the local flasher is just describing himself
You eat ice cream to warm up
Hitchhikers are holding up pictures of their thumbs
Colder than a brass toilet seat in the Yukon
It's colder than a cast iron toilet on the shady side of an iceberg
My nipples could key a tank
Colder than a well digger's ass in January
Colder than a Finnish winter
Colder than an Eskimo’s outhouse
A witches tit
An Alaskan well-digger's ass in February