Chris Liss on Nostr: Been sick the last two days with a cold, was bundled up under the covers last night ...
Been sick the last two days with a cold, was bundled up under the covers last night with a a hat and sweater on, and as I'm trying to fall alseep, a mosquito buzzes in my ear.
Last fucking thing I need.
So I reach for the reading lamp switch on the table next to my bed and vow if I hear it again, I'm gonna flip it on, sit up abruptly and kill that fuck.
Usually when I do that though, by the time I've sat up, it's gotten away, and I repeat the drama 2-3 times before giving up and wrapping the sheet around my head. (I don't care about the bite, it's the buzz that drives me insane.)
Anyway I waited for a minute or so, hand on the switch, and sure enough it buzzed again. I flipped it on, sat up quick, saw him resting against the wall behind the bed within reach, smashed him.
Bullish for 2024.
Last fucking thing I need.
So I reach for the reading lamp switch on the table next to my bed and vow if I hear it again, I'm gonna flip it on, sit up abruptly and kill that fuck.
Usually when I do that though, by the time I've sat up, it's gotten away, and I repeat the drama 2-3 times before giving up and wrapping the sheet around my head. (I don't care about the bite, it's the buzz that drives me insane.)
Anyway I waited for a minute or so, hand on the switch, and sure enough it buzzed again. I flipped it on, sat up quick, saw him resting against the wall behind the bed within reach, smashed him.
Bullish for 2024.