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Great for first dates:

quoting nevent1q…5kle

How does it feel to disappoint your entire bloodline when you could have just bought Bitcoin?

Congrats on blowing up more spectacularly than a Michael Bay film.

Your portfolio meltdown puts Chernobyl to shame.

Your trade was so bad, even the hot Asian chicks on Twitter won't ask you about it anymore.

I hope you like rice and beans, cause you're gonna have to have fun staying poor after this.